Hello!
I think I should introduce myself to anyone who happens to stumble in here out of entertainment, curiosity, or to choose an onahole that looks like a chick's butt or a much more expensive full package.
I am Fiji Wotr, a seasoned product reviewer(which I have another account for, for obvious reasons). Using the background I have in chemistry, materials science, and engineering, I like to break these products down to their essentials and provide concrete details as opposed to what I can subjectively... feel.
That being said, there is a certain format I would like to follow for each product.
Each product will start with a Product Spec/TLDR section, shown as such:
Product Specs/TLDR
Name:
Weight (in-hand):
Type:
Senses:
The first two are the name and weight of the products, which are given by the manufacturers. The type section will feature two descriptions. One signifying the type of product, and the other that specifies within said type(i.e closed-hole/open-hole for onaholes, scent spray/lube for consumables, etc.) There may be a third specification for anything regarding special features, but those will not be present in every review. Lastly, the feel section will feature three descriptions. The first will describe the overall feeling of the material, including the outside. The second will describe the... feeling... of the insides and its shapes. The third will describe how tight it is. The senses also have a number, on a scale of 1-10**. This is the spectrum that I will be using: First description: Like Jello, falling apart(1) - Like a stress ball, bouncy(5) - Like a hard eraser, abrasive(10)
Second description: Boring, "Slip-and-slide"(1) - Textured, "HD"(5) - Almost dangerous, "Cheesegrater"(10)
Third description:
Barely Trying(1) - Well-fitting glove(5) - Gorilla Grip(10)
**If the numbers fall between the 1, 5, and 10, I will specify.
For example, this is the Product Spec for the first review I did for the ToysHeart's 17 Evo SOFT:
Product Specs/TLDR
Name: 17 Evo SOFT
Weight (in-hand): ~330 grams
Type: Onahole, Closed-hole
Senses: Soft(3), Smooth(3), Light Hold(3)
Other than that, I will be providing my insight and some product pictures, official and in-person. As I get more access to resources, I may also provide cross sections and better lighting/backgrounds.
Thanks for reading this article, and I hope this helps with navigating this site.
Fiji Wotr
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